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Ah, one of my favorites

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whatstheword:

teenagejesus:

mark ur calendars ya’ll

whatstheword:

teenagejesus:

mark ur calendars ya’ll

Hilarious!
thedailywhat:

Crib Notes of the Day: During the Q & A portion of Sarah Palin’s appearance at last night’s Tea Party Convention, she was caught on camera reviewing response cues pre-written on her hand. Enhanced images confirm that Palin indeed had the words “Energy”, “Tax cuts” and “Lift American Spirits” scribbled on her palm.
Let us put aside the fact that this proves that her softball questions were screened in advance, and that she needed help answering pre-screened softball questions — and focus on the fact that she has a clearly visible POW/MIA bracelet with her son Track’s name on it.
What is that about?
[fark.]

Hilarious!

thedailywhat:

Crib Notes of the Day: During the Q & A portion of Sarah Palin’s appearance at last night’s Tea Party Convention, she was caught on camera reviewing response cues pre-written on her hand. Enhanced images confirm that Palin indeed had the words “Energy”, “Tax cuts” and “Lift American Spirits” scribbled on her palm.

Let us put aside the fact that this proves that her softball questions were screened in advance, and that she needed help answering pre-screened softball questions — and focus on the fact that she has a clearly visible POW/MIA bracelet with her son Track’s name on it.

What is that about?

[fark.]

i could

catchstars:

care less about football. so i’m watching the puppy bowl instead!!

Sunday, February 7, 2010 — 5 notes
giraffesrock:

hunsonisgroovy:

La la la la (via HiphopCandy)
Heather: When we move to New York, we should start recycling.
Me: (absent mindedly) uh huh.
Heather: ‘cause we throw away a lot of glass bottles and cans.
Me: I don’t feel that bad about not doing it now.
Heather: Really?
Me: Well, there is that guy who walks down the alley and picks through our trash for them. I always see him, so….
*pause*
Heather: So, do you want red wine or white wine with dinner?
It’s about to get so real up in here.

Heather: When we move to New York, we should start recycling.

Me: (absent mindedly) uh huh.

Heather: ‘cause we throw away a lot of glass bottles and cans.

Me: I don’t feel that bad about not doing it now.

Heather: Really?

Me: Well, there is that guy who walks down the alley and picks through our trash for them. I always see him, so….

*pause*

Heather: So, do you want red wine or white wine with dinner?

It’s about to get so real up in here.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-31)

liana:

Yes, but, but… with festive hats! And sometimes even a little Kool & The Gang.

liana:

Yes, but, but… with festive hats! And sometimes even a little Kool & The Gang.

82nd Academy Award Nominations

makingofmovies:

Best Picture

  • Avatar
  • The Blind Side
  • District 9
  • An Education
  • The Hurt Locker
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Precious
  • A Serious Man
  • Up
  • Up in the Air

Best Director

  • James Cameron — Avatar
  • Kathryn Bigelow — The Hurt Locker
  • Quentin Tarantino — Inglourious Basterds
  • Lee Daniels — Precious
  • Jason Reitman — Up in the Air

Best Actor

  • Jeff Bridges
  • George Clooney
  • Colin Firth
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Jeremy Renner

Best Actress

  • Sandra Bullock
  • Helen Mirren
  • Carey Muligan
  • Gaborey Sibide
  • Meryl Streep

Best Supporting Actor

  • Matt Damon
  • Woody Harrelson
  • Christopher Plummer
  • Stanley Tucci
  • Christoph Waltz

Best Supporting Actress

  • Mo’Nique
  • Penelope Cruz
  • Vera Farmiga
  • Anna Kendrick
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal

Best Original Screenplay

  • Marc Boal— The Hurt Locker
  • Quentin Tarantino — Inglourious Basterds
  • Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman — The Messenger
  • Joel Coen, Ethan Coen — the Serious Man
  • Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy — Up

Best Adapted Screenplay

  • District 9
  • Nick Hornby — An Education
  • In the Loop
  • Jeffrey Fletcher — Precious
  • Jason Reitman — Up in the Air

Best Animated Feature

  • Coraline — Henry Selick
  • Fantastic Mr Fox — Wes Anderson
  • The Princess and the Frog — John Musker and Ron Clements
  • The Secret of Kells — Tomm Moore
  • Up — Pete Docter

(click on link to see remaining categories)

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Groundhog sees shadow, more winter (DAMN!!!)

(CNN) — Punxsutawney Phil, America’s most famous rodent prognosticator, saw his shadow Tuesday, signaling six more weeks of winter.

Phil emerged from his ceremonial tree stump at Gobbler’s Knob, Pennsylvania, to a cheering crowd that had waited in the cold for his annual prediction.

It is the 99th time that Phil — in his various incarnations — has seen his shadow, according to groundhog.org, the official Web site of the groundhog club in Punxsutawney, about 75 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, in western Pennsylvania.

Not seeing a shadow — something that has happened just 15 times in Phil’s history, according to the club — would have meant spring is around the corner.

Phil’s predictions don’t mean much to human weather predictors, however.

CNN meteorologist Chad Meyers, citing stormfax.com, said Phil is correct 39 percent of the time. The U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration goes even further, saying Phil has “no predictive skill.”

The tradition behind the famous groundhog goes back to medieval times when there was a superstition that all hibernating animals emerged from their caves and dens to check the weather on Candlemas, which is halfway between the winter solstice in December and the vernal equinox in March.

Seeing their shadows would mean winter would go on for another six weeks, and they could go back to sleep, according to the tradition.

The tradition came to America with the early German settlers who arrived in Pennsylvania.