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Rob Makes - a blog
Too many stocks to chose from. New way to pick em
Robert sits down with Newton the Dog to explain the big move from Chicago to New York!
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Bachelor’s Cookbook page 5 - Bowl Appétit!
My suggestion: follow the instructions exactly, then right before you eat it, add one half teaspoon of Worchestershire sauce and mix thoroughly; applies to any flavor.
You’re welcome!

Human resident;
You were on the computer watching some silly video your silly friend sent you and Newton the dog chased me so I jumped on the table.
Well, I was scared, and my claws were out, and now you have do deal with it. Maybe this will incentivize you to better train that hound and mop the hallway you filthy jerk.
Sincerely,

Oh hell. This is the worst toilet paper I’ve ever purchased.
I guess you get what you pay for, and now I have 3.946 rolls left of this “angel soft” construction paper.



