Client: The executives have us on a very tight budget, so don’t expect your going rate. As you can see, everyone has these cheap knockoff “dɥ” brand laptops.
The client points to logo on laptop cover.
Client: Have you ever even heard of “dɥ” brand?
Me: Actually, I think that’s an upside down Hewlett Packard logo…
I was actually making that joke to myself when I was standing in line with my laptop. “dy, the mathematician’s notebook”...
… These are actually real people? Goddamn.
My hp logo displays in the right direction. And glows.