Amy Poehler: OK, we get it, Angelina Jolie, you’re better than every woman at everything! You’re prettier, you’re sexier, you’re covered in exotic tattoos.
But let me tell you something, Jolie: I will find your weakness, OK? And when I do, I’m gonna climb up those legs of yours, and I’m gonna slap that queen-size futon you call a mouth. Let me ask you this, Jolie: Did you ever win Burlington, Massachusetts’ Babysitter of the Month? What’s that? No? ‘Cause I did, so call me when you do, hotshot! Back to you, Tina.
Tina Fey: Uh, this just in: Angelina Jolie has been named Burlington, Massachusetts’ Babysitter of the Month.
Amy Poehler: Dammit!
“queen-size futon you call a mouth!” AHAHAHA!!!
