Heather: When we move to New York, we should start recycling.
Me: (absent mindedly) uh huh.
Heather: ‘cause we throw away a lot of glass bottles and cans.
Me: I don’t feel that bad about not doing it now.
Heather: Really?
Me: Well, there is that guy who walks down the alley and picks through our trash for them. I always see him, so….
*pause*
Heather: So, do you want red wine or white wine with dinner?
It’s about to get so real up in here.
