Human resident;
You were on the computer watching some silly video your silly friend sent you and Newton the dog chased me so I jumped on the table.
Well, I was scared, and my claws were out, and now you have do deal with it. Maybe this will incentivize you to better train that hound and mop the hallway you filthy jerk.
Sincerely,
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